Ancient Bengaluru Saying...

Someone I know passed this on to me the other day; apparently, it's an ancient Bengaluru saying...

"Rickshaw driver take me home… I’ll pay you one and half, a flat double, or even exorbitantly more; rickshaw driver please just take me home. I don’t care about my rights, I don’t believe in the police, and I don’t want to mess things up. I’m all sozzled out on Peco’s beer; I’m a good citizen, an earnest patriot, and I know some Kannada by rote too. Now please just take me home."